6.05.2009

Husbands For Sale

Friday, June 05, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 4 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ... . You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids..

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!



Baca seterusnya...

Car Logos..Then & now..

Friday, June 05, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 0 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:








Baca seterusnya...

Rumah berusia bawah 700 thn di Iran

Friday, June 05, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 2 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:







Baca seterusnya...

6.04.2009

Creative Umbrella

Thursday, June 04, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 1 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:






Baca seterusnya...

Makcik & Polis

Thursday, June 04, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 1 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:
Seorang polis duduk di simpang jalan menangkap pemandu yang memecut melebihi had laju, seorang pegawai trafik ternampak sebuah kereta yang dipandu tersangat perlahan dianggarkan hanya dipandu 22 batu sejam sahaja.

Maka Polis trafik pun berfikir " Tak boleh jadik niee..lambat dari kura-kura..sangat bahaya bagi pemandu yang lain"

Polis trafik pun menahan dan memeriksa kereta itu dan didapati terdapat 5 orang wanita - dua wanita di depan dan tiga duduk di belakang - mata kesemuanya terbeliak dan mengigil ketakutan yang amat sangat dengan muka pucat macam mayat.

Pemandu wanita sangat hairan dan bertanya " Apa kesalahan saya tuan? saya tidak melebihi had laju.. kenapa ditahan?"

"Makcik" polis trafik menjelaskan " makcik bukan melebihi had laju, tapi memandu lambat daripada had laju jugak boleh menyebabkan kemalangan kepada kereta yang lain"

"lambat dari had laju ?" wanita itu merasa hairan.

"Tuan, saya mengikut dengan tepat kelajuan yang tercatat di papan tanda ..[JALAN AMPANG 22]!" bantah wanita itu dengan marah.

Polis trafik itu tersenyum sindir dan menjelaskan maksud [JALAN AMPANG 22] adalah tanda nama jalan dan bukanya had laju.

Dengan perasaan malu, wanita itu mengucapkan timah kasih atas penjelasan itu.

" Tapi sebelum makcik meneruskan perjalanan, saya ada satu pertanyaan.. . adakah kesemua penumpang di kereta makcik semuanya sihat? nampaknya makcik-makcik yang lain macam mengigil ketakutan dan muka pucat" polis trafik itu bertanya kehairanan




"Oh... jangan bimbang ,mereka semua akan bertenang semula selepas beberapa minit lagi. Kerana kami baru saja menuruni [Jalan Bukit Bintang 309]."





Baca seterusnya...

Perhatian Kepada Aweks² Sekalian!!!

Thursday, June 04, 2009 by Mistaken Identity · 1 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:


Adakah anda yang dicari?? hehe sengihnampakgigi


Baca seterusnya...

New Tea boy in Your Office For You

Thursday, June 04, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 1 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:






Baca seterusnya...

Women Restroom (Adult Joke)

Thursday, June 04, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 3 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:
A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA, PP, and a red one labeled APR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the APR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.



Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the APR button.

'The button APR is an Automatic Pad Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'



Baca seterusnya...

6.03.2009

Pendedahan Exclusif Sebab-sebab Stadium Terengganu Runtuh

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 by Mistaken Identity · 5 comments Baca seterusnya!
Labels:
Bumbung Stadium Gong Badak runtuh

Bumbung utama Stadium Bolasepak Gong Badak, Terengganu yang dirasmikan oleh Sultan Terengganu tahun lalu, runtuh kira-kira jam 7.30 pagi ini.

Perkara itu disahkan oleh timbalan pengerusi Majlis Permuafakatan Rakyat Terengganu (Mampat), Tengku Ahmad Tengku Hussein ketika dihubungi hari ini.

Menurut lamanweb Mampat, kejadian itu mengakibatkan sebuah kereta kancul dan empat buah motosikal tertimbus.

Sementara itu, seorang wartawan sambilan - Sazali Mohd Nor - yang dihubungi Malaysia di tempat kejadian berkata, stadium yang berusia kira-kira setahun ini berkapasiti menampung kira-kira 50,000 penonton.

Menurutnya, stadium mempunyai dua bumbung - bumbung tinggi di sebelah kiri dan bumbung rendah di sebelah kanan.

Sazali berkata, yang runtuh adalah kesemua bahagian bumbung tinggi di sebelah kiri.

Sementara itu, sumber yang mengetahui mengenai projek tersebut, berkata beliau tidak terperanjat dengan kejadian tersebut.

Menurutnya, juru runding yang terbabit dalam projek tersebut telah lama menyuarakan kebimbangan mereka tentang keadaan bumbung utama stadium yang dibuat oleh kontraktor asing.


Sumber itu berkata, projek pembinaan stadium tersebut dijalankan di bawah penyeliaan Jabatan Kerja Raya.

petikan dari sebuah akhbar tempatan








pendedahan gambar² seterusnya mungkin akan mengejutkan anda....






Perhimpunan secara besar – besaran ultraman di stadium ..memberi peluang baik untuk raksasa ini membalas dendam…



Raksasa sudah mem'fire' perhimpunan ultraman tersebut. Itulah sebabnye...hehe.... ihikhik


Baca seterusnya...

Macam - Macam















Baca seterusnya...

Jangan lupa "Follow"

Jangan Lupa "Like"

Popular Minggu Ini

Entri Santai Terkini

Arkib

Menarik Tertarik