1.23.2009

When Chinaman and Malayman were having a conversation

Friday, January 23, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 2 comments Baca seterusnya!
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Someone sent me an email with this joke...I really find it so hilariously funny.... hahaha.. hope u all like it.. :))

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ....

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..



Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
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1.22.2009

Tolak Jangan Tak Tolak

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Macam - Macam Karenah II

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Chinese + English = Chinglish

Thursday, January 22, 2009 by Mr PenyuBiru · 1 comments Baca seterusnya!
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Dear Friends,

You might like it.

This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences
using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is
what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I
panic and 4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I
fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at
him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God, he run away.

10, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called
my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back
4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand.
I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

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Macam - Macam Karenah

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1.18.2009

Gempar !! Lembu Beranakkan Manusia !!

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