Chinese + English = Chinglish

Dear Friends,

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This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences
using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is
what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I
panic and 4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I
fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at
him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God, he run away.

10, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called
my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back
4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand.
I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

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